Services
Author Reading
Hire me to read any of my short stories over phone, Zoom, or FaceTime to someone who is unable to read text or just likes the sound of an author’s Midwestern accent.
$.75/minute
Mary’s Hate Shoppe
Hire me to write your wittily vituperative, PG-rated communications for you. (I reserve the right, of course, to reject assignments.)
Price based on assignment; occasionally free